So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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