I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
