Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She's JV to your varsity
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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