Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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