My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
birth control should be required to get into college
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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