You surviving the open bar?
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I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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