hell yes lets make some ravioli
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
my shit smells like andre
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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