whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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