What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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