I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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