This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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