she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The uberlube is also flammable
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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