Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
