This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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