why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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