Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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