is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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