talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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