arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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