Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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