I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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