Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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