I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just pynch a tree in the face
he shaved USA in his pubs
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
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