i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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