does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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