You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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