i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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