i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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