I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
