Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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