Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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