How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
