goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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