shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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