Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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