so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize