clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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