Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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