ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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