This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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