I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
this is an emotional support booty call
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
