apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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