He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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