there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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