I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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