I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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