The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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