Ketchup is God's man juice
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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