he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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