It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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