Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
