He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
its liver damage thursday
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
