i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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