I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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