party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
