Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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