I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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