why do cheetos always look like penises
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize